Today’s London daily Metro (a free newspaper they hand out as you enter the subway) has a front page story on someone who took a real taxi to the dark side …
“A taxi driver decapitated himself in his black cab after tying one end of a rope around his neck and the other to a lamppost.
The man, believed to be in his thirties, is said to have then driven off at full speed in south London in the early hours today, aiming straight at a pillar. His head was found yards from his taxi in Great Suffolk Street, Southwark.”