In the new DC Comics animated film Justice League Dark: Apokolips War, it was revealed that bisexual detective John Constantine used to date mutant half human/half shark King Shark… and that he bottomed with his ex.
Don’t think anyone had THAT on their superhero bingo card!
After the clip went viral, one of the writers, Mairghread Scott, admitted that indeed, Constantine did bottom for King Shark.
“I can’t believe they let me write this,” she admitted.
“I was expecting to hear from twitter folks thirsty for tortured, sad, bearded Superman, but I truly underestimated thirsty monster-f*cker twitter,” she added in another tweet.
It has been duly noted by Twitter that sharks have two penises. So… do with that what you will.