Two YouTubes in one post might be a little too rich for your blood, especially when you realize how freakin’ 1980s they both are. The top one is with Patrick Swayze, he of the head three sizes larger than a human head. A bunch of teens so ’80s-styled it hurts to look at them beg Swayze to teach them his smooth moves on the dance floor, so he demonstrates his technique with the help of his wife and mother. It’s a clip from the 1988 video Swayze Dancing, which WOW had nothing to do with, we promise. Neither were we involved in the second glorious clip: Alyssa Milano’s workout tape, Teen Steam, also from 1988. Big year for celebrity instructional videos. Come to think of it, this editor had a motivational video out that year, too. (Patrick) (Alyssa)