Omg, I love them! Little Shar-Pei people! All those wrinkles and lumpy little faces! I want to squeeze them so hard they turn to dust! Check out the last five people on the planet born in the 1800s. All of them women. All of them GORGEOUS BEYOND GORGEOUS.
Imagine all they’ve seen! Crazy to think they were IN THEIR TWENTIES in the 1920s, THEIR THIRTIES in the 1930s etc etc and they were ALREADY CONSIDERED OLD by the 1950s. And yet they kept on truckin’! They’re still here!
World’s Oldest Living Person: 116-Year-Old Misao Okawa From Japan (Born On March 5, 1898). Squeeeeeee! Omg, she’s SO CUTE!
116-Year-Old Gertrude Weaver, The Second-Oldest Person In The World And The Oldest Person In America (Born On July 4, 1898)
115-Year-Old Susannah Mushatt Jones From United States (Born On July 6, 1899)
115-Year-Old Emma Morano From Italy, The Oldest Person In Europe (Born On November 29, 1899)
115-Year-Old Jeralean Talley From United States (Born On May 23, 1899)
I love Jeralean waiting for those other bitches to drop. Look at the steely determination in her eyes. “You’re going DOWN, Misao!” she whispers into her bowl of cold mush ever morning. “I got ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD! I will dance on your GRAVE, Beeeotch!”
(via Bored Panda)