Apparently, we’re not the only person who can’t stand CSI: Miami‘s David Caruso. We think every scene he’s in is a crime. And now we hear that his costar, the lovely Emily Procter, has an ironclad clause in her contract stipulating that she doesn’t have to be in more than one scene per show with him. We also remember back when the Miami branch of the CSI franchise started up in 2002 and CBS wanted publicity shots taken of the two casts all buddy-buddy, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation‘s William Petersen refused to pose with Caruso. Wouldn’t a solution to all the ugliness be to simply put a clause in Caruso’s contract that limits him and his self-important mug to just one scene per show? A short one. By himself. We might start watching again.