Justin Timberlake cheated on his longtime girlfriend Cameron Diaz for two “sizzling” nights with Lara Croft body double Lucy Clarkson while he was at the luxury Landmark Hotel in London. According to the News of the World, Timberlake, or Trousersnake as he’s called by the UK tabs, went for Clarkson after seeing her picture in a magazine. She told the paper that the only thing small about him was his lips. The tab called the 22-year-old 32DD brunette his “classy Brit on the side” and you can tell what a class act she is by how discreet she’s been about the affair:

“We got to it on the bed then I went to the bathroom to check my make-up, but Justin was urging me back to the bedroom. I slipped off my G-string, left it in the bathroom and walked back into the room with my dress around my waist. I told Justin my knickers were off and he pulled me closer, laid me back on the bed and began kissing me from my neck, across my breasts and down to below my navel. I took his T-shirt off and that’s when I saw his naked chest for the first time. Then I glanced down at his jeans which were unbuttoned at the top and I realised he had no underwear on either. . . great minds think alike!”