Michelle Yeoh and Henry Golding – who play the titular crazy rich Asians in the movie Crazy Rich Asians – explain to Vanity Fair how to behave like the 1% in this quickie instructional video. For instance, you should always shut down a fancy restaurant when you dine there, so it’s just you and your date. You should always dress in couture (duh!), travel in your own private plane (because how ELSE would you travel?), stay on the private islands your friends own, etc etc. Watch and learn, plebes.

Have you seen Crazy Rich Asians yet and did you LOVE IT?