Is Cindy Crawford gay or what? Everyone thought she was when, back in 1991, she was photographed kissing Christy Turlington. But who wasn’t photographed kissing Turlington in ’91? Then, in ’93, she played k.d. lang’s hot barber on the cover of Vanity Fair . Rumors got so loud that the next year, she and then-husband Richard “Gerbil Ass” Gere took out a full-page newspaper ad to announce they both were hets.

Rumors still persist about the 38-year-old former supermodel, even though she’s married to nightclub entrepreneur Rande Gerber (about whom there are rumors, of course) and a mother. Now, in openly bi porn queen Jenna Jameson’s brand-new autobio, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, she claims Crawford came on to her bigtime.

I kept getting a weird vibe from her. I knew what it meant, because I’d experienced it so many times before, but I kept dismissing it. It couldn’t be true: She was Cindy Crawford, after all. Cindy reached over and rubbed the back of my neck. ‘Ooh,’ she cooed. ‘Look at your beautiful tattoo!’ She touched my neck so softly and sensually … it was too much. She was so larger than life that I couldn’t even imagine running my tongue along that trademark mole of hers. So I excused myself to get a drink.

Fellow porn legend Ron Jeremy says that Jameson is an honest, standup girl who would never lie, but Crawford’s publicist Annette Wolf, in a not-surprising move for a publicist, says the lesbian claim about her client is emphatically not true. “Not even remotely in any way, shape or form is that true!” Time for another $30,000 full-page newspaper ad.