God, the Christians are bent out of shape again. Really, are they ever not? This time it’s over an ad placed on Craigslist by someone looking for a Jesus lookalike for some unnamed projects. “If you think you could pass as Jesus then please email me back.” They’re particularly upset by the guy with blacked-out eyes posing in the ad (upper left), though we find slovenly Christian rocker Scott Stapp (middle) not unlike that guy, and Jim Caviezel, who played Christ in that big Christ movie (right), seemed acceptable enough that Christians spent $400 million to watch him suffer. But just maybe this time they’re right to be concerned.