Ah, the ingenuity of a drug lord trying to expand his empire. I swear, some of the dealers I’ve met over the years could have been advertising moguls, economic theorists, Wall Street wizards, or billionaire Fuller Brush men if only they’d put their minds to it…
Residents in Long Island are outraged over the mysterious appearance of CRACK PIPE VENDING MACHINES – I kid you not – appearing in Suffolk County New York, where for eight quarters customers can buy a ‘pen’ consisting of a pipe and a filter.
The vending machines are actually repurposed tampon machines, confirm local police, who believe they have been stolen from women’s rest rooms.
“At first, we were like, ‘Could this be a joke?’ But then we saw how intricate it was and realized it wasn’t a joke,’ Michael Loguercio, councilman for Brookhaven Town District 4, told The New York Post.
Nope, just an enterprising young dealer, looking to build an ancillary business – seeing a market solution where everyone else just saw desperation.
Either that or Banksy is going VERY DARK with his street art this season.
Watch the news reports below.