Left: Brusque Housewife and vocal Lyme disease sufferer Yolanda Foster is on the cover of The Lyme Times, which is totally a real thing, guys, I swear. “Unfortunately not a very glamorous cover” she says about the actually very glamorous cover – the MOST glamorous cover I’m sure The Lyme Times has ever had – “but a story that must be told for those who can’t be heard #LymeDiseaseAwereness #WeMustFindACure.” YOLO, Yola. You go on raising awareness, gurl.

Right: The fashionable and always intriguing Misshapes DJ Leigh Lezark on the cover of Ketchup magazine, also a totally real thing. Not making these covers up because it’s a slow news day. She wears a dizzying hip-hop op art cherub dress by Jeremy Scott for Adidas that looks like a knockoff of MIAs knockoff Versace collection – but does it with style and panache, as always. Love her.