To The Tune of “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot
I love cougars and I can not lie/you other pussy-lickers can’t deny/ when a girl comes in with/a thin(ish) waist and experience in her face/you get wet/cause you notice that neck was creased/ cleavage she is sporting/my pussy needs some sorting OUT/ Oh baby I wanna just lick ya/ and gently stick ya/my sistas tried to warn me/ but that skin you got makes me so horny/ oh wrinkly cleavage/you say you wanna get on my bike/Pull my hair/ I’ll give you what you like/ I seen them fretting/ and buying wrinkle cremes/ 40+ and sexy/ is the stuff of my dreams / She’s prowling/ wet/ got me spraying like a sprinkler jet/ I’m tired of magazines saying pulled faces are the thing/Take the average floor shiner and ask her that/ So sistas! /Yeah! /Sistas!/ Yeah! /Has your girlfriend got the neck! /Flash it!/ Flash it/ Flash that sexy neck! /Cougars Attack/Cougars Attack!
© Aurora Bankhead 2009