How would you like to win a copy of raconteur-de-force Michael Musto’s bitchy, fabulous, entirely readable new book, La Dolce Musto, a best-of collection of his Village Voice night-crawling columns? You would? OK, we have five copies of the book that John Waters and Simon Doonan can’t stop raving about (on the back cover) to give away. Here’s how you can get one: Be among the first five people to correctly answer all or most – we’ll settle for one – of the three questions below that Musto himself has posed and we’ll put your book in the mail. Send your answers to [email protected]. Include your mailing address and write “Musto Contest” in the subject line.

1. Musto jokes that all of his scandalous blind items have the same answer. Which car-wreck celebrity is it?

2. In the ’80s, Musto had a Motown cover band that shared headline billing at a club with an up-and-coming star who he says was a total nightmare. Her name?

3. In his watershed journalistic moment, Musto asked Debbie Reynolds if she ever really slept with a certain someone. Who is that person?