As you’ve probably noticed, no piece of Madonna trivia is too inconsequential for the WOW Report this week. Accordingly, it should be noted that her three sold-out concerts in LA have brought Bush and Blair to their knees – no doubt thanks to the excoriating performances of “Sorry” and the equally awesome “Sorry” video reprise remix mashup thing. Click here to watch the axis of feeble fumble for words of apology. Fenton, however, bemoans the fact they didn’t say it in lavendar leotards, and with ghetto blasters and disco balls, because we all know that explaining yourself is cheap, and that there’s more im-por-tant things than hearing you speak.
On a related note, no fewer than three of us are fighting off the “Madonnafluenza” here at WOW, or “Madge flu” for short. The illness is contracted from entering the sweltering sweaty mire of the LA Forum, and is best treated with effervescent vitamins, plenty of water, and hibernating in a giant mirrored ball.
– Steven Corfe