For their annual Comedy Issue, the men’s mag gave Amy Schumer —the current funniest woman in the galaxy— her first GQ cover, inspired by Star Wars, no less. They also asked Amy if she wanted to write her own cover lines for an alternate version… (see below) and she might have gotten carried away. The rest of the hilarious shoot, by Mark Seliger, has her in bed with R2D2 and C3PO, dancing with Imperial Storm Troopers and drinking shots at a leather gay bar. Trainwreck opens Friday and is sure to be the adult comedy hit of the summer.

(Photos, Mark Seliger; via GQ)