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Comedian Finds Shrimp Tails in Box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (And Dental Floss? And Possibly Rat Droppings?)

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Comedian Jensen Karp tweeted yesterday that his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch contained shrimp tails.

General Mills cereal responded saying it appeared to be “an accumulation of cinnamon sugar” and that there was “no possibility of cross-contamination with shrimp.”

But Karp wasn’t buying it and responded:

“After further investigation with my eyes, these are cinnamon coated SHRIMP TAILS, you weirdos. I wasn’t all that mad until you now tried to gaslight me?”

In a statement to USA TODAY, General Mills spokesperson Mike Siemienas said the company was still investigating but “can say with confidence that this did not occur at our facility.”

Jensen then went on say he went digging even further and found more gross stuff … including a small piece of possibly used dental floss and tiny specks of black gunk on some of the cereal. Which many are theorizing are rat droppings that have been baked into the cereal.

So far, General Mills is sticking to its guns, saying it must have happened off site from their facility. Riiiiiiiiiiiiciiight….

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