Perhaps you should have a look at these reviews before it’s too late and you’ve already bought tickets. It was even impossible to find a still that was engaging to use here.

“Monotonous, colorless and entirely too serious, the film self-flagellates all the fun out of Dan Brown’s story.”

“That it is risible and dim-witted doesn’t make it less disgusting.”

“Retarded, ridiculous and crashingly dull.”

“The movie is woefully plotted and just flat-out, eye-crossingly dull.”

“A jumbled, joyless affair that neither entertains nor enlightens.”