SO much has already happened at Coachella and without being there, it’s hard to get the real dirt… so, I’m just focusing on the superficial; the famous, the fashion and hot guys (& girls!) None of them seem to run from the camera too much either, so you can get a real good look. Like Robert Pattinson with fiancé FKA Twigs chatting up Katy Perry, Justin Bieber with Kylie Jenner one night and get booted out the next… Kendall Jenner paling around with Fergie and on and on…

FKA SINGLE: RPat & FKA Twigs look cute trying to go unnoticed;
Ian Somerhalder & Nikki Reed are Cali casual

GET OUT!: Justin Bieber was apparently put in a chokehold and then escorted out of Coachella.
Leo diCaprio and a pal were seen leaving a bit later, sans escort.

HEAT & HOTNESS: They require little to no fashion choices as you can see here on Kellan Lutz and Joe Jonas (who maybe stayed out late the night before

SON OF A GUN: Brooklyn Beckham & Nick Simmons (son of Kiss’s Gene Simmons) were both out in basic black without any parental supervision

HAIRS APPARENT: Kylie Jenner went green with date Justin Bieber while
Sean Lennon went 70s solo while smoking

HANDSY: Fergie with some fan boys and Kendall Jenner, Fergie & Hailey Baldwin forming a chain of love

HATTY: Hillary Duff and Lea Michele got the hippie chick memo sporting shorty shorts and floppy hats (don’t forget that flower, girl)

MOD FAMILY: Sarah Hyland chats with her Modern Family co-star/fake brother Nolan Gould and later locks lips with her boyfriend Dominic Sherwood (with flowers in her hair)

FASHBLOG: Fashion Bloggers, Dylana and Natalie Suarez and Bella Thorne work that sex hippie girl shiz

HOT GUYS: Aussie dancer Locky Brownlie (top center, shirtless, who just toured with Katy Perry) and the boyz and one girl know how to look cute in the sun
(Photos, Pacific Coast News & Instagram)