It was just reported that Lindsay Lohan has been committed to a Los Angeles rehab facility called Wonderland Center. Her people might not have told her it’s a rehab; she might think it’s an exclusive 24/7-type club. A statement issued by her mouthpiece Leslie Zelnick has the 20-year-old stating: “I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.” We’re pretty sure she doesn’t know the word “proactive,” so she probably isn’t aware of making such a statement. Won’t she be surprised when they padlock the door to the VIP room behind her! This photo is purportedly a shot of her going to a Golden Globes after party – but that might just be what they wanted her to think. She’s got “Jamba Juice” in her bag. (Forbes)