“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.” – Bill Murray
When you’re the only one not drinking.
Aw this is cute. Oh. Yea this is super cute!
America! Definitely try this at home! Or wherever.
I am gag-GING! What conditioner does that man use?
I’ve never thought this before – but that dog might be a total bitch. I can’t tell their gender so who knows?
“Dogs don’t lay eggs.” – Peter Griffin