“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde
If I had one of these I’d miss work every day.
I try to stay away from religion and politics … but this had me evil cackling in bed last night.
Me. But with cocoa puffs.
Ok. But imagine having sex with a ghost and someone walks into the room and just sees your hole widening & narrowing for no reason … Because that’s where my head is going.