“I definitely get inspired by people who are disgusting on some level” – Lauren Lapkus

Just two wet puss… cats

So what drug did these cats ingest to be calm while wet AND absolutely adorable?

I have so many questions from r/funny

While scrolling the comments section of this piece of art someone queried “How does he masturbate.”

The answer:

“There was this video on lifeleak of a person with a similar disability who masturbated with a coat hanger. Life finds a way”

I can’t post that video here but I recommend you look it up.

Remembering my retail days. from r/funny

In my experience it’s more like “imagine you’re part of a race called ‘customer service’. Now imagine the vast majority of customers are racist”

Friends pull over so you can pee, best friends…. from r/funny

How to make friends and keep them. That’s actually a camp my nephew goes to because he’s not great at either. But he’s the happiest, most awesome kid ever so it’s everyone else’s loss.

Adorable :3

Infinity Boop!

Angry little guy from r/aww

Awe look at that lil mini guitar. It’s Cat Cobain! Lady Pawpaw? Metallicat?

And remember:

“No more wire hangers!” – Mommie Dearest

Unless you have small arms and need them to masturbate. Then more! MORE WIRE HANGERS!