“I definitely get inspired by people who are disgusting on some level” – Lauren Lapkus
So what drug did these cats ingest to be calm while wet AND absolutely adorable?
While scrolling the comments section of this piece of art someone queried “How does he masturbate.”
The answer:
“There was this video on lifeleak of a person with a similar disability who masturbated with a coat hanger. Life finds a way”
I can’t post that video here but I recommend you look it up.
In my experience it’s more like “imagine you’re part of a race called ‘customer service’. Now imagine the vast majority of customers are racist”
Friends pull over so you can pee, best friends…. from r/funny
How to make friends and keep them. That’s actually a camp my nephew goes to because he’s not great at either. But he’s the happiest, most awesome kid ever so it’s everyone else’s loss.
Infinity Boop!
Angry little guy from r/aww
Awe look at that lil mini guitar. It’s Cat Cobain! Lady Pawpaw? Metallicat?
And remember:
“No more wire hangers!” – Mommie Dearest
Unless you have small arms and need them to masturbate. Then more! MORE WIRE HANGERS!