“There are no bad pictures. That’s just how your face looks sometimes.”

“Why did you trick me, human ?”

If a look could say “You’re the worst kind of person.”

I’m sure he’ll forget all about it in the morning … Until he wakes up, goes to the bathroom, and that asshole from the club is there again!

That’s a lot of beer from nononono

Might as well pound back a few of those bad boys before the boss comes back now that you’re unemployed

Pretty cool from funny

This is actually really hard to do.

Perhaps, maybe an apple next time? from funny

Sorry to ruin your Friday; but, almost all of us have herpes (wah wah). Have a great weekend! Wear condoms! xoxo