“There are no bad pictures. That’s just how your face looks sometimes.”
If a look could say “You’re the worst kind of person.”
I’m sure he’ll forget all about it in the morning … Until he wakes up, goes to the bathroom, and that asshole from the club is there again!
Might as well pound back a few of those bad boys before the boss comes back now that you’re unemployed
This is actually really hard to do.
Sorry to ruin your Friday; but, almost all of us have herpes (wah wah). Have a great weekend! Wear condoms! xoxo