“Oh you think you’re clever don’t you?” – Alyssa Edwards
There is a growing unsnuggled kittens epidemic in America. from r/aww
“Every single Jedi, including your friend, Obi-Wan Kenobi, is meow an enemy of the Republic.”
“If you have a red rocket for more than four hours please call your vet immediately.”
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”
Good Friend from r/funny
I don’t have the time to pull off something this mean … but it sure is entertainting to watch =)
“Meant to do that. That’s how you use a bidet. No you’re stupid!”
Think lovely thoughts =) xoxoxo
