“Oh you wanted a twist, eh?” – Laganja Estrange
Worth the read. A definite awe moment =)
PLOT TWIST! There is no plot twist. Ya’ll were expecting the bear to break that glass and eat that child weren’t you?
King Henry did die by drinking chocolate milk. And that’s a fact. And facts are facts. (Actually I just looked it up and he died of some infection in his leg. But someone on reddit told me the chocolate milk thing and .. It made sense).
I was just at Burger King and this dude was arguing with the gay cashier about his order and for some reason the cashier said “see, this is the reason all you straight men are fucking trash” and the dude said “WRONG AGAIN BITCH, I LIKE DICK TOO”. whole time I’m in the corner like pic.twitter.com/MhpGr5olTh
— Marcus (@STOPFLEXIN) June 4, 2018
Being called straight is beyond uncalled for!
I think I might try this next time someone flips me off. Can you imagine such a thing?
“I am actually a pickle.” – Miz Cracker (Dr. Dill)
Get it .. plot twist? TGIF xoxoxoxoxo