“3.14% of sailors are PIrates.” ZING!
My owner has once again made me question why I go on existing. My cheeks are unstuffed … barren … Am I in hell? Will I ever know happiness? If you love me how could you let this happen? I guess there is no God … Oh look my owner appears to be giving me food again!! I love you God!!!
Damn you God!
It’s like ice .. but with a SMACK of ham!
It took mah jerrrrb!!!
I don’t know this girl … but she needed to be taught a lesson.
I haven’t seen this movie and now I don’t want to. I ask for very little!
Kisses & Skittles!!! Xoxo