“They mostly come out at night. Mostly.” – Alien

Would buy. 10/10 from r/funny

Kings 3:16: “Two prostitutes came before the king.”

When depression sets in but you still gotta be cute from r/funny

YAS child on the left shantay you STAY!

I feel like this has a little something for everyone from r/funny

I’d probably believe this headline if it was a black dog.

“oh that’s your penis, ok”

PENIS!

Lying on a perfectly safe roof net from r/gifs

She got roofied. (WoW has turned me into a pun factory).

SMILES AND SMOOSHES! xoxo