“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably sh!t.”
Most dates I have, once the food comes, I’m that dog.
How does one stop procrastinating? For real going to figure that out next week.
Drill a hole on top and suck the rest of that out of a straw.
Awwww who needs attention!? … I do.
Come inside and see the misses! Labyrinth anyone?