“I’m not mad at you I’m mad at the dirt.” -Mommie Dearest.

This broccoli gets it. from KitchenConfidential

Broccoli is an ass. You are what you eat.

This shifty looking snake nect turtle is lit 🔥 🔥 from NatureIsFuckingLit

Karen from finance … your makeup looks terrribbblllle.

Most boopable snout ever

The “you forgive me for anything?” face … “Even the poops you haven’t found yet ..”

Have a great weekend everybody!!!