I claim to be frightened of horses but do so only to get out of attending parades. It’s peculiar but has served me well. The horses get it.
I made a little pimp outfit and put it in the yard. The bluejay hasn’t come back since. Some weird shit going on with the squirrels though.
I don’t remember saying that the geese had eaten all of the kittens in Central Park. No matter. She’s upset and the geese are very confused.
I spent $40.00 on a bag of food for a dog that eats extension cords. That’s still probably cheaper than a bag of extension cords I suppose.