Odd tweet from ’80s supermodel Christie Brinkley concerning a drunken woman who had the absolute NERVE to pee on her front yard in the Hamptons on July 4th. Brinkley said she had no choice but to hose her down to stop the whizzing woman from going any further.
“I know it’s Independence Day but that does not mean ‘free to pee’ in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering,” the 62-year-old wrote. “Maybe the trespasser should celebrate ‘Depends Day’ as she apparently thinks she lives in ‘The Land of the Pee,’ and I was forced to hose down her mess after she urinated in my yard all the while throwing things at me.”
“My wish for everyone on this Fourth of July is may you live in the Land of the Free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths” and would raise a glass of her own prosecco to making her wish come true.
(via HuffPo; top photo: Pacific Coast News)