Chick-Fil-A – purveyors of the most unbelievably delicious fag-hating chicken sandwiches IN THE WORLD – opened in Hollywood yesterday, just blocks from the WOW offices. Already celebrities who eat there are being tarred and feathered by homo-loving lamestream media. Now, of course we would NEVER eat there. (Unless we were wearing heavily veiled, face-obscuring picture hats.) But we went down to see what all the hubbub was about. There was only one picketer when we arrived and his message seemed a bit muddled.

“Soooo…” I timidly asked: “St Peter being a closet case… That’s a good thing? Or a bad thing?”

“It’s just a fact,” he replied.

“OK, help me along. I’m not quite there yet. You’re saying St Peter was gay, which means you’re PROTESTING Chick-Fil-A on the grounds that…”

He looked annoyed with me. “I’m gay,” he barked. “And I may lay down with a man but I don’t treat him like a vagina, that’s disgusting.” Which didn’t fully explain why he was there, but it’s now my Facebook quote, so there you go. You might want to ask him a few follow-up questions yourself, if you are at the big protest rally tomorrow. That is, if you are in LA and you hate homophobia more than you love delicious, deep-fried, Southern chicken.. Here’s the link to a Facebook page with the details.