Rumor has it that Prince Harry has the name of his girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, tattooed on his ass. Of course, if that were true, surely the royal tat man (“by appointment to Her Majesty, etc”) would have sold the story of Harry’s twin globes of pleasure to the tabs. Harry has denied it, but still the rumor remains.
The other day, according to The Sun, while Harry stood in rank at the royal military academy Sandhurst, he was called front and center by the sergeant and ordered to drop trou and expose his bum so the controversy could be put to rest. “Cadet Wales, drop your pants and show me your backside!” the sergeant barked. “Just get them off, I want to see if it’s true.” The prince had his pants around his knees before the officer told him it was OK, he’d take his word for it.
An unnamed member of Harry’s platoon said: “It was the funniest thing any of us have seen for ages. Everyone had heard the rumour but no one wanted to ask Harry if it was true…. You should have seen Harry’s face. We all fell about laughing. Harry blushed, then he also laughed.”