All of, erm, TODAY’S HOTTEST STARS! What they’re wearing! What they’re doing! WHO they’re doing! You AREN’T GOING TO BELIEVE how juicy today’s Celebrity Roundup is! Click NOW!
Why, look! It’s Tyne Daly, star of my mother’s favorite show Chasing Amy – seriously, she watches it EVERY DAMN DAY in reruns, then recounts the plots to me in withering detail. I know EVERY EPISODE. Anyway. She’s seen here leaving the Today Show at the Rockefeller Plaza. Tyne, of course, is currently in Terrence McNally’s Mothers and Sons, Broadway’s first play featuring a legally married gay couple with a child. Always a pleasure to see you, Tyne!
Jaclyn Smith leaves Craig’s restaurant looking like she’s 25-FUCKING-YEARS-OLD. It’s witchcraft, I tell you. She’s 68, you know. SIX. EIGHT. I guess that Jacqueline Smith Skin Care line REALLY WORKS. Buy yours today.
Bo Derek leaves Craig’s in WeHo, after din-din with Jaclyn, and we’re really bringing out the waxworks today, I know, I know. I’ll try to get someone a bit more contemporary…
How about Aaron Carter?! Why he was in the news JUST THIS WEEK, when he missed his brother Nick’s wedding to Lauren Kitt in Santa Barbara, because he had already been booked at the National Cherry Blossom Festival Parade in DC, see, and then his plane was grounded due to inclement … oh. Your eyes are glazing over. You don’t give a fuck, do you? Anyway. Blah blah blah. Here he is walking the red carpet at the premiere of A Haunted House 2 in Los Angeles. And I like his shoes.
Taylor Lautner. Now I KNOW you care about him. What’s that? You DON’T? SINCE WHEN? What if I told you that the alpaca-like hunk is in negotiations to star in the indie movie Run the Tide? NOW do you care? Well, it’s TRUE. The Twilight curse MIGHT BE BROKEN! According to The Wrap:
“Lautner is nearing a deal to play a man who kidnaps his younger brother and flees for the California coast when their drug-abusing mother is released from prison determined to rebuild their family. With nothing but the open road ahead of them, the brothers race away from a past they never wanted towards a future that could have been as their mother and her ex-husband follow in close pursuit.”