Celebrity Roundup: Tara Reid’s Bikini Body (OUCH), Nick Jonas from Behind (OOOMPH), and Jonah Hill’s New Look (OH BOY)

Strange goings-ons in pop culture today. Maybe it’s just me, but everybody on the beat today is looking… well, a little BEAT. Check out the oddly unsettling pics of Jonah Hill, Zendaya, and indie singer George Ezra – as well as COMPLETELY GORGEOUS pics of Nick Jonas and Lilly Allen – after the jump.

Jonah Hill looks…. hmmmm….”different.” Here he is filming scenes for his new movie Arms and the Dudes (with Miles Teller) in Los Angeles.

Let’s hope this is just for the role.

Yeeeeeeeess, Gaga. Lily Allen smokes a cigarette outside of her performance at the Rose Ball 2015 in aid of the Princess Grace Foundation at Sporting Monte-Carlo. Loves it.

Tara Reid is all smiles as she shows off her bikini body after signing on for Sharknado 3. I mean… if she’s happy, I’m happy, you know what I mean?

Da fuq? Gurl, pull yo top up. DJ Mia Moretti seen holding hands with gal pal Katy Perry as they exit Karl Lagerfeld‘s Chanel Party on a Yacht at Chelsea Piers.

Nick Jonas goes golfing in scene for his new series Scream Queens in New Orleans. Here he is from the front…

And here he is from the back (with co-star Emma Roberts). YOU’RE WELCOME.

Zendaya – channeling Tootie from The Facts of Life –THAT WIG! – seen arriving at the 2015 Kids Choice Awards at The Forum in Los Angeles.

It-boy indie darling George Ezra seen at the SNL after-party in NYC. Definitely one of those “hot from one angle/busted from another” kind of boys. Don’t get me wrong, I’d do him in a heartbeat. But I just think he just needs a little more time in the spotlight till he goes all Calvin Harris on us.

Well, that’s an odd threesome. Shirley MacLaine, Christopher Plummer, and… William Shatner (?!) attend the Christopher Plummer Hand and Footprint Ceremony during the 2015 TCM Classic Film Festival in LA. Are they friends? Omg, I would lovelovelove to be a fly on the wall when William Shatner and Shirley MacLaine have lunch.

And finally: French writer, philosopher, and activist Bernard-Henri Levy walks with his concubine Daphne Guinness down Madison Avenue in New York City.

(Photos: Pacific Coast News)