Boyohboy, what a day! What a roundup! We’ve got all your favorite stars collected in one place! RIGHT HERE! On the Wow Report! We got your hunks, your punks, your brats, your fashionistas, and your humpy up-and-comers. Sit back, relax, pour yourself a nice glass of Campari and grapefruit, and take the jump.
Billy Magnussen – who is ONLY THE CUTEST BOY IN THE WORLD, OMG – whose breakout role SHOULD HAVE BEEN as the Prince in Into the Woods, but who knew Sondheim would be such a tough sell to teens at Christmastime? – seen here in character as Kato Kaelin on the set of America Crime Story… OMG BILLY BILLY BILLY OVER HERE I LOVE YOOOOOOOU!
Hey! Whaddya know? It’s former MTV VJ and star of Young, Hard, and Solo Simon Rex, seen here on a new billboardin Hollywood for 136 Water with French model Nausicaa. (Her mother named her Nausicaa? Did she have a lot of morning sickness? Ba dum dum)
Maddox Jolie-Pitt sulks and glowers, as teens are wont to do, as he leaves a sushi restaurant in Woodland Hills.
Here he is with little bro Pax, who I predict is going to be the wild-child of the family once he hits his teens. MARK MY WORDS.
Yummy OITNB star Ruby Rose out for a walk in Beverly Hills.
And my goodness, that Patrick Schwarzenegger sure is looking purty. WOW. Here he is on a photo shoot in LA.
I just… I… I find this shocking. I just do. Kendell Jenner walks around in BROAD DAYLIGHT in… a SHIRT.. with a wildly plunging neckline… and now I need to go clutch some pearls.
Mama Kris, however, looks DIVOON! SIMPLY DIVOOOOOOOON! Like she’s wearing one of those prom dresses made out of duct tape that you see on the internets. I LOVE IT!
Producer Kat Kramer – who is the goddaughter of Katherine Hepburn, dontyouknow – looks very pulled together while out and about in Beverly Hills. Sigh. I wish I could pull off that sort of polished retro-perfectionism.
OH, BE STILL MY HEART! Dead-eyed GENIUS Rami Malek, star of the USA network’s hit TV show Mr. Robot – ARE YOU WATCHING IT? IT’S INSANE! – seen out and about in the East Village. Can you imagibe just PASSING HIM ON THE STREET? I’d DIE. Literally, Mr Robot is THE BEST THING ON TV right now. Epic, chaotic, confusing, brilliant… I’ve never seen anything like it before. And Rami. Oh. Oh, I’ve been gushing about him since he was the little gay boy on that TERRIBLE TV series The War at Home. Remember that? Of course you don’t. IT WAS TERRIBLE. Later though, he was King Tut in the Night at the Museum movies. You remember THOSE. Anyway. So, I’ve loved him FOREVER.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)