1. Kirk Douglas leaving a Beverly Hills medical building, which is super weird because – SWEAR TO GOD – I randomly started watching Spartacus last night when I couldn’t sleep – I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS? – so he was the last thing I saw before I went to sleep, and then this picture was the FIRST thing I saw when I turned on my computer this morning. I wonder what the universe it trying to tell me? That I am fated to meet and fall in love with Kirk Douglas? That we were meant to be together? That I WILL BE THE DOYENNE OF THE DOUGLAS DYNASTY? Not how I saw this day going, but OK. Bring it on.
2. Pretty little Keene McRae attends the premiere of CBGB: The Movie during the CBGB Music & Film Festival 2013 in NYC. In the movie, Keene plays… can you guess?… a young Sting. I can see it. Sort of. Maybe. Not really. Maybe. I don’t know. What do you think?
3. Chaz Bono is looking hot. Like: Really, really, hot. Go Chaz!
4. OMG! Kris Jenner! Kris Jenner in houndstooth! Kris Jenner smiling! Kris Jenner not wearing her wedding ring! Kris Jenner leaves a building that Bruce Jenner was seen entering! How many things can we say about this picture?!
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)