1. Linda Evangelista, giving us “stern headmistress” vibes, arriving at the Hotel Fasano in Rio de Janeiro.

2. Oh for god’s sake, Gwynnie, put a bra on. You’re in your forties. We GET IT. You’re in shape. You’re defying the ravages of time. Now, be a lady and button your shirt. And comb your hair, while you’re at it. It looks like you’re wearing Christina Aguilera’s castoff extensions and it’s not cute.

3. Your boyfriend from the ’90s who is aging SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU, Ryan Phillipe, arrives at Hooray Henry’s in Hollywood.

4. Cara Delevingne attends an event for Bo.Bo in Brazil, giving her signature “I’m so wacky” pose which is becoming only slightly less annoying than Miley’s.

(Photos: Pacific Coast News)