1. Cultured and refined as always, Rihanna pretends her purse is a penis and waves it at the paparazzi. Nice.
2. It’s always great to see Keanu Reeves. Here he is leaving The Trump Hotel in Toronto, looking adorable. He’s in town for the film festival, of course, to premiere his directorial debut Man of Tai Chi, a multilingual Chinese-American film which stars Tiger Chen as a martial arts expert lured into illegal fight tournaments by a would-be mogul (played by Reeves).
3. Gareth Bale. Humpy Gareth Bale. Real Madrid’s big new power player. The $132 million man. The man who leapfrogged past Cristiano Ronoldo and David Beckham as the most expensive soccer player ever. I’m not a big sports fan, but Gareth Bale certainly has my attention. I mean, he’s no Robbie Rogers, but I’d totally gay marry him.
4. Finally, we have wowlebrity Kato Kaelin at the House of Blues for the 9-11 benefit concert in West Hollywood, looking like he just got off the witness stand in Judge Ito’s courtroom. The man does not age.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)