1. Gaga looks beyond perfect as she signs autographs and poses with her fans outside her hotel in Canada. Saturday really served to humanize her, didn’t it? Suddenly she can do no wrong in my eyes.

2. The incomparable Shirley Bassey walks the red carpet at the annual MONAA gala at the Monte-Carlo Sporting Club in Monaco.

3. “A potato, Burt Reynolds, and Billy Carter” – Austin Mahoney does his best Carnac the Magnificent impression at the 5th Annual TeenNick HALO Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium. (The question is: What is a spud, a stud, and a dud. Badumbum.)

4. Beyonce goes incognito in a Louis Vuitton ski mask as she is spotted leaving a studio in LA. Because, you know, nobody would look twice at THAT. *rolls eyes*