In today’s celebrity roundup: Kellan Lutz shoves things in his mouth, Ian Ziering gets all flexy on the Chippendales red carpet, and what do we think of those muffin-grazing dresses on the Jenner girls? After the jump.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner walk the red carpet at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto and hmmmm. Kendall’s beaded Fausto Puglisi dress, with its slits cut up to THERE, and the wind blowing through her cooter, is beeeeeyond fabulous. I’m shocked. I think I just had a fashion orgasm over a Kardashian. Poor Kylie’s dress sort of pales in comparison, although I’m thoroughly transfixed by the blood-red “V” over her vagine. Do you think designer Nicolas Jebran did that on purpose? I’m giving both girls high marks, though. The dresses are fun, fashion-y, and perfect for rebellious teen girls. What I wouldn’t have given to get my hands on either dress when I was their age.
Tilda Swinton and boyfriend Sandro Kopp seen leaving The Bowery Hotel in NYC aaaaaaand…. sleeve detail. YES TO THAT.
Kellan Lutz shoves things in his mouth at a Toronto food fair. This picture is JSJ-approved.
Get it all in, baby. Now swallow.
Sharknado legend Ian Ziering returns for a six week summer engagement as celebrity guest host at Chippendales in Las Vegas. And while I’m certainly happy that he’s happy with his body, and there’s nothing wrong with flaunting what you’ve obviously worked very hard for, I find this slightly painful to look at.
Gorgeous trans icon Lauren Foster enjoys a stroll along the beach with her boyfriend in Miami.
Ed Sheeran at Toronto Pearson International Airport on his way back to London. Would you with Ed? I love gingers. And I love his voice. Talent goes a long way in deciding how sexy someone is. But I’m not sure. I think I would. I think I would. But you just never know until he sticks his tongue in your ear. What are your thoughts on Ed? Tweet me @JSJdarling and lets settle this.
And finally Colton Haynes at the Toronto airport leaving town after appearing on the Much Music Video Awards. Such style, that one has. I predict he’s going to age well, like Gianni Agnelli or Bill Blass. Just very powerful-looking. Rich. Leonine. Commanding a room with his finely grizzled countenance. I hope I live long enough to see it.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)