All the most important stars in the world, pap’d for your viewing pleasure in today’s CELEBRITY ROUNDUP! Conchita Wurst! Rob Ford! John Travolta’s new chin merkin! AND MORE!
Conchita Wurst? More like Conchita BEST! (Am I the first person to do that? I think I am). The Eurovision starlet arrives at the BBC studios looking like AN ABSOLUTE VISION of stubble and mascara.
Austin Mahone photographed in Soho wearing a fetching pair of leather cargo pants. I’m still convinced he’s just one great haircut and one hit song away from superstardom. I will be vindicated in my postings!
My spirit animal, Toronto mayor Rob Ford, takes a stroll on the grounds of his rehab just north of Toronto. The mayor, dressed in a orange sweatshirt and jeans, was watched over by two people from the GreeneStone Clinic, who threw stones and chased photographers with a plank of wood.
How YOU doin’? John Revolta gets wiggy at Cannes, and proudly displays his new, merkin-like soul patch. Yeah, dood, it really draws the eyes away from the lace front. Good job!
Shia LaBeouf seen arriving at the gym in Los Angeles. Love the flash of thigh.
A rare sighting of super-legendary Hollywood producer Robert Evans as he is guided to his car by a young female as he leaves Craig’s restaurant in Los Angeles. That wily old stud. Nobody like him around these days, that’s for sure.
(Photo: Pacific Coast News)