Oh, when I heard that Jennifer Anniston was dating trust fund hottie and Pink Taco proprietor Harry Morton, it about broke my heart. I wanted to strangle the bitch. Harry Morton, of course, is one of those horrible, soulless Hollywood douchebags like Brandon Davis and Brody Jenner who just DRIVES ME FRIGGIN’ WILD. Don’t judge. Those boys may be nasty, disease-ridden homophobes and misogynists, but I KNOW IN MY HEART I COULD TAME THEM. Anyway. I don’t think we have to worry about Jen and Harry being in it for the long haul. The odd couple is probably just doing it for the press (obvs). According to Famecrawler: “She must be practicing for her upcoming appearance on BFF Courteney Cox’s show Cougar Town. Think about it: Aniston loooves to get in character for her parts. How many times have we seen her date a co-star (Vince Vaughn, Gerard Butler) only to break up when the movie comes out?

To get in character for Cougar Town, a show about older women and their younger bedmates, it makes perfect sense that she’d date a twentysomething who’s 12 years younger than her.” So there you have it. What do you think? Plausible or wishful thinking?