I was amused to read that X-Men star Famke Janssen was denied entrance to the William Morris Agency because she had her Boston Terrier with her. If you ask me, that bitch deserves to be left out in the cold. And I mean the dog, not Famke. My dog Stella has TWICE had run-ins with the vicious Licorice at the King’s Road Cafe. In fact Famke’s apologetic face as she yanks back a blur of teeth and claws from my bewildered pup has become as much a fixture of my Sunday brunches as my giant cappucino.

– Steven Corfe