Celebrities, they’re just like you and me. Take Tori Spelling for example. Two nights ago, she was holding up the line in front of me at the 3rd & La Brea Trader Joe’s while she tore through her purse trying to find a credit card that wasn’t maxed out. She kept pulling out different cards, and kept getting the same result – and then giggling and loudly wondering why she kept getting declined. I do the same exact thing when my card gets turned down, but I’m not heir to a ginormous pile of money, so it’s a little more pathetic and a lot less cutesy.
On the plus side, the former miss Donna Martin looked way better than I expected her to – but by “better” I mean “like a skeleton wrapped in moldy grey canvas, with a nose that would make Michael Jackson cringe.” Oh, and she was carrying something called a “Balenciaga” that made my girlfriend
start talking about Christmas presents. Apparently those things cost like a grand, so I guess that’s where all the food money went.
– Chris May