We have a new staffer here named Zoe, and every day she finds herself in the proximity of top-shelf celebrity. It’s uncanny. Not the obscurities people usually see, like, say, Steve Hytner. When we asked Zoe to report her sightings for the WOW Report, she recoiled, so we had to threaten to get her fired if she didn’t. “How far back do you want me to go?” she said, because her spottings are, like, daily. Like, she saw Cameron and Justin at lunch yesterday. Grudgingly, she turned in some brief handwritten notes, which are revealed after the jump.
(3 weeks ago) Owen Wilson: In Manhattan Beach, smoking outside Shark’s Cove sports bar, pushing his butt up against the window as we 4 girls blushed.
Kirsten Dunst, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey. At Mood. Both parties dancing in separate corners. Kirsten: thin, cute but disheveled, taller than I thought. Jessica: short, 5’1′, really bad, dorky dancer, no rhythm. Nick: leaning over railing & watching dance floor.
Jay Z. Walking into Matsuhisa. Everyone in restaurant hush, sat at a table w. 3 other men.
Last Wed. Cameron Diaz: At Matsuhisa w/ girlfriend at 2-person table. Short hair in a “Pebbles” bob w. white tube top.
Nicole Ritchie, Ashley Olsen. Urth Cafe, sitting together, in oversized vintage dresses.
Last night, my girlfriend went out with Michael Vartan and went to his place after dinner. She’s 21 and said he is MUCH older. She said he’s a bit creepy, vis a vis he pushed her up against the wall in order to make out.