Yesterday I was at the Laurel Canyon dog park. There was a lil brown doggie that was actively trying to get with a white dog. The brown perv happened to belong to Ryan Starr of American Idol and The Surreal Life. The camera must ad 10 lbs, cuz she was super thin – fabulous. Very tan and wearing a pair of Jackie-O, don’t-recognize-me glasses. She was very friendly tho. :) Well, she asked if it was bothering anyone, and the guy who owned the white dog said “He’s trying to fuck my dog.” It turned out they were both male. She said, “Oh well,” then said her dog was gay, then was like “Oh well,” kept on talking, and then walked away. And actually the dog was her friend’s dog now that I think about it.