Last night I took my boyfriend June to the promotional SoCo/Jane Magazine poker tournament at Guy’s in West Hollywood, which was hosted by Phil Gordon (of Celebrity Poker Showdown). I thought it was just a night of poker and I hate poker, but June loves it. So we go and his first table is against a bunch of annoying LA girls, some sketchy sleek business guys, and the one and only Danny Masterson!! (complete with baseball cap and curly hair). His oh-so-hot younger Malcom in the Middle brother was at another table, but wow, he is soooo cute. Anyway, June won the first round and Danny totally stared him down, trying to scare him. It worked b/c then June got scared and lost. He was the FIRST ONE out of the game. How embarrassing is that? I stocked up on all the free SoCo drinks and watched the rest of the table play. You could see Danny getting annoyed at the dumb girl next to him, who kept going on with the whole “Wow I don’t know how to play what do I do next” monologue throughout it all. I mean, this must have been the worst poker game he ever had to play, compared to all the celebrity showdowns he’s done on TV. Then before I could turn red from the tiny bit of alcohol I drank and embarrass myself, we left.
Moye Ishimoto