If Seth Rogen ever expects to be taken seriously as a movie star, he really needs to ratchet up the diva factor. Late Friday night, while a certain celebutante was out reaffirming her post-incarceration fabulousness with an impromptu bra-and-panty fashion show at Les Deux, the chubby Knocked Up star was busy popping into Canter’s Deli to pick up his double order of chicken fingers – hardly the finger food of choice for discerning celebrities. On top of that, Rogen patiently explained to the counterman that his order was under a woman’s name because his girlfriend had called it in – again, something a true movie icon would never, ever do. Any bona fide star would’ve assumed the counterman knew he was using an alias to throw off the paparazzi…duh. But despite his down-to-earth shortcomings, Rogen managed to cultivate an air of privilege when he asked for a second container of ranch dressing. You’ve got to start somewhere, right?

– Chris May