According to the Baltimore Sun, researchers are exploring a link between schizophrenia in humans and a common cat parasite. Symptoms of “sCATSophrenia” include delusions that your life is being threatened, hallucinations, disorganized speech, talking to yourself or imagined others, and CATatonic behavior. I’m doomed. Who’s doomed?  I’m doomed, you idiot! Don’t call me an idiot!! Stop talking to me!!! You stop talking to me!!! (t/y Bruce McCoy)